And you thought we were in the midst of a recession! People losing their jobs and their homes? No health insurance? Can’t pay the bills? Well only in some places.
A neighboring subdivision in our village is called Timberhill because it used to be a glacial deposit consisting of several broad hills covering a few hundred acres and covered with, guess what? A forest. A lush, thick forest, habitat for an equally lush diversity of wildlife. Used to be.
Now the cheapest new home here is about $1.5 million.

(Above: Just sold for $1.5 mil - new owners new landscaping and pool installed in back before winter…with bonus money?)
And in the depth of this recession, not only are they still building, but people are buying. Would I be surprised if I was to learn that a majority of folks buying into this exclusive neighborhood work in the financial industry? Maybe a few in insurance, and the less well off, doctors and lawyers? Not really.
By ordinance, each house must be at least 4000 square feet, have no less than 2 stories, no less than 6 gables (or separate roof lines) and at least a three-car garage. If you want to build a ranch, have a flat roof or have an architect design your house in a style that is not “traditional”, you’re out of luck – you cannot build in Timberhill. They even have an “Architectural Review Committee” in the village to make sure that any new houses conform to the rest of the neighborhood, but do not look the same.
That’s a joke.
No it’s not.






We call this place, below, “the hotel”:

And there’s more – they just go on and on!:





There is so much to say about the state of architecture today, not much of it good. I’m not even sure if this kind of crap is worthy of the name. And with not one of these monstrosities, has an effort been made to be part of, or compliment, what little remains of the natural landscape.


And notice how unnaturally green many of the lawns are in the middle of November (when these pictures were taken)!
Forget it if you were considering building a “modern” house that reflects the era we live in. It’s the 21st Century, folks!
The most “modern” house in the subdivision? Here is a pathetic attempt at a Prairie style house – they didn’t quite get it:

In the neighboring subdivision where we live, the “poor” part of town, the average house is about 2250 square feet. The average adult, in the “poor” section, does something called “working for a living”. After all, someone has to pay the income taxes to bail out the financial institutions and pay the bonuses so the that the folks at Timberhill can have some extra cash on hand to put an addition on their hotel…er…house.

I mean, how can a family of four cram into a place with only six bedrooms and seven baths?
And you can never have enough garages.

Kind of like Stepford, but a name more befitting the Midwest, in Timberhill, every woman is white (that goes without saying), blonde, and, I think the unofficial rule is that she cannot drive an SUV that is not a Cadillac, Lincoln, Lexus or Hummer. Every child in Timberhill does not have his or her own bedroom, but has his or her own suite.
And no resident of Timberhill is allowed to swing over while driving on Barreville Road (the common road that connects our subdivisions) and make room for a walker or a biker. No, when you see what looks like a Timberhill SUV barreling down the road at 45 in a 25, it is your responsibility to dive into the ditch to avoid becoming roadkill.
Want to guess how they vote in Timberhill? Just saying.