OhMygod, it just came to me. Mexico has oil. Let’s invade Mexico and take their oil! Well, duh! Let’s take their land and…oh, I forgot, we did that already when we stole California, Texas, New Mexico and parts of Arizona (what else did we take? I forget). Anyhow, that’s good! That means there’s precedent.
So, let’s take what we didn’t take last time. Make them foreigners in their own land, like they did in the Mideast with the Palestinians. Oops, I forgot, we did that already too! Mexicans are already “foreigners” here. Well, that’s also a plus. Again, precedent.
Oil crisis solved! Well, at least for a month or two. I’m sure the cost of a invasion and occupation will have been worth it. I really don’t want to give up this Hummer.
And if we can convince the American electorate that Mexicans are also terrorists, we’ll have a new group of people to hate. Oh…I forgot, we already hate Mexicans.
Not sure why, but, oh, I’m so fucking proud to be an American! (sarcasm)
I’m so sick of everyone around here hating Mexicans!! I’m so sick of racism. And I’m white! It’s so fucking stupid!
Good thing I’m not running for public office or anything. Would never get elected dog-catcher around here with that attitude!
P.S. Well, actually, I do still take some pride in being a U.S. citizen. I can say this kind of shit and stay out of jail. At least for now. And they can’t deport me — I was born here. My grandparents came here 80 years ago! So I have more right’s than any Mexican whose ancestors have been here for hundreds, or thousands.
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