John McCain.  Just a regular guy like me.  Don’t know about you, but I always lose count of my mansions.

Now that Obama guy, he’s just too strange!  Too different!  Not like me at all.  And his father is from a foreign country - in AFRICA!  OHMYGOD!  How could he be patriotic?  Anyhow, those black people just can’t be patriotic, they have such a big chip on their shoulders! Always fucking whining about slavery.

Oops, I forgot, my grandparents are all from foreign countries.  But that’s okay ’cause they were from Europe.  Y’know, that birthplace of Western culture and things like fascism.

But still, I’m a REAL patriotic American, ’cause I’m WHITE!  Go team!  No big chip on my shoulder.  I just looove the way things are!

Vote fascist - vote Republican.

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