There is just too much that is strange about this story in the local paper (the Northwest Herald), that I don’t know exactly where to go with it. Judge for yourself:
Dangling deer head stolen from tree in man’s backyard
By BRANDON COUTRE -
McHenry County Conservation Police on Friday were investigating the theft of a Cary-area man’s prized deer head, which he says was stolen this week from the tree it was dangling from in his backyard.
T__ W______, a 57-year-old Vietnam vet, shot the buck in November with a bow and arrow and immediately harvested its meat. But he left the head hanging on his 10-acre property.
“Somewhere down the road, I was going to do something with the head,” W______ said. “It is a good thing we got to eat the animal.”
The 200-pound buck was the best catch of his life, he said, definitely a prize winner. W_____ said he intended to mount the deer’s head to memorialize it.
“Oh my gosh was that a beautiful animal,” he said.
On Wednesday, while attending his aunt’s funeral in Woodstock, W______ said the head was swiped.
“I got up yesterday, and, as always, I popped out the back door to look at my prized possession,” W______ said. “It was gone.”
At first W_____ suspected Coyotes were the culprits, but upon a closer look, he found footprints in the mud around the tree. The footprints traced to a nearby road.
“I can only imagine they loaded it their car and took off,” W______ said. “This is just crazy.”
Conservation police responded to his property Thursday along Rawson Bridge Road. They took photographs of the footprints and processed the area as a crime scene.
Although the police were called, W______ said he didn’t want to see anyone prosecuted. He just wants the head back, and maybe an apology.
“If they want to drop off in the middle of the night with no questions asked, that would be great,” W_____ said. “I don’t want to cause any problems for anyone. I just want my property back.”
McHenry County Conservation District spokeswoman Wendy Kummerer said police had no leads Friday.
“It is definitely an oddity,” Kummerer said.
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Now mind you, I’m an omnivore and have no special bone to pick with venison eaters. I reprinted it all above to permit me more easily to try to pick away at it a little bit.
1. Prized deer head?? Okay, yes, I’ve seen animal heads mounted before. But that still doesn’t mean I get it. Oh yeah, I forgot, it’s a “sport”. i.e. Man armed with shotgun battles buck with large antlers in a death match.
2. What is the relevance of being a Vietnam vet?
3. I mentioned this before - hunting with bows and arrows is the cruelest way to kill deer because they usually don’t die instantly, wandering and suffering from their injuries for many hours or days before they perish. Is using a bow and arrow considered more virtuous because it is somehow more challenging?
4. What is the relevance of him living on a ten acre property?
5. Somewhere down the road he was going to do something with the head? Like what, write a symphony?
6. “It’s a good thing we got to eat the animal”. Why, does it cure some kind of disease?
7. The 200 pound deer was the catch of his life? That’s kind of sad.
8. He saved the head to “memorialize it”. Memorialize what exactly?
9. “Oh my gosh, was that a beautiful animal”… I agree. The keyword here is “WAS”.
10. “This is just crazy.” Yes, I agree.
11. The crime scene?
12. Why are the Conservation District Police involved? Does anyone else get the irony there?